Rated PG Birthday Post

Please don't let your kiddos look at this post.

It's very rude.  In fact, if you don't think I can be

rude, please do not read any further because I 

would hate to burst your bubble.  

Still with me?  Are you sure you want to proceed?

OK...A friend and neighbor of ours recently turned 40.

Yes, the big 4.0.

Now, don't get me wrong, turning 40 is a blessed event.

I was happy to turn 40 AND 41.  I will be thankful for

every future birthday I get to celebrate with my friends and family.

BUT...it's kind of fun to give my friends a hard time when 

they have a "big" birthday.  So I was all too happy to make

a few decorations for my friend's party.  Ready?

If you found this offensive, I deeply apologize.

Sincerely.

But, I did try to warn you.